DERPFLY

A tiny fly. A very big problem.

Tiny brain.
Big panic.

DERP came for a crumb.
The entire kitchen took it personally.

A 60-second, three-lane arcade runner about snacks, swatters, and deeply questionable decisions.

Meet your next bad idea Play now ↗

Open playtest · Desktop & mobile

NEW / Human Raid ↗ · A 60-second fight with Dr. SWAT. Practice only.

MEET DERP FLY NO. 001 wait. which lane? BRAIN
OFFLINE
Six legs.
Zero plans.
60 SECONDS3 LANES1 TINY FLYZERO PLANS

01 / THE GAME

Pick a bad idea.

Three places DERP absolutely
should not be.

01 / SNACK TIME

Crumb Run

Follow the crumbs. Dodge the swatters. Try to leave the kitchen in one piece.

Swatters + tighter gaps
02 / BAD IDEA

Zap Alley

Pretty lights. Terrible consequences. Read the warning before the next zap.

Zappers + closing lids
03 / ZERO THOUGHTS

Brain Freeze

Brain buffering? Queue your next move through the frost and keep flying.

Ice cubes + one-beat freezes

Small brain.
Simple controls.

  1. 01
    Pick a lane.

    Arrow keys or A / D on desktop. Swipe or tap arrows on mobile.

  2. 02
    Trust the crumbs.

    They mark the safe route. Avoid the obstacles as speed rises every 10 seconds.

  3. 03
    Make it to sixty.

    Your final score is saved after the run ends and passes the server checks.

02 / DERP'S TOKEN LAB

Tiny token.
Test flight.

We’re testing how a token can fit the world of DERP. Here’s what exists today.

TESTNET LIVE MAINNET NOT LAUNCHED

DERPFLY test tokentTPOP
Network
Robinhood Chain Testnet
Supply
1,000,000 test tokens
Current use
Wallet balance & transfer testing
On-chain name
TILTPOP Test (issued before the rename)

TEST CONTRACT

0x48BaF9653143CbA43f26AB9800549BfbA7870CB2View on testnet explorer

Test tokens have no cash value. Demo GC and Spark are separate game balances and cannot be withdrawn or exchanged for real tokens. There is no mainnet sale or token claim here.

03 / BUILDING THE BUZZ

Game first. More DERP next.

NOW / OPEN PLAYTEST

Get the flight right.

Three stages, touch controls, saved runs and testnet wallet checks. Play as a guest or link your progress to a wallet.

NEXT / IN PREPARATION

Make room for more flies.

We are refining account capacity and play balance as the playtest grows.

EXPLORING / NOT LIVE

A world worth buzzing about.

More looks for DERP and possible token-linked cosmetics. Their rules and a mainnet launch are still under review.

04 / BEFORE YOU BUZZ IN

Good questions.
Tiny answers.

Can I play right now?

Yes. Connect an Ethereum wallet and start playing in your browser. No ChatGPT login or invitation is needed. Human Raid is a practice mode behind the same wallet sign-in.

Do I need a wallet or a token?

A wallet is required to play: sign one message with an Ethereum wallet (no gas, no purchase). Your DERPFLY test-token balance shows once connected. On desktop use a wallet extension such as MetaMask; on mobile, open this site in the MetaMask app browser.

Can I buy DERPFLY or earn real tokens here?

No. DERPFLY has not launched a mainnet token. tTPOP is a test token; game scores, demo GC and Spark have no cash-out or token exchange. Any future token utility is still a design proposal.

What happens to my data?

This introduction page does not create a game account, connect a wallet or send gameplay analytics. The playtest stores session and run records; a linked wallet address is used to restore progress and read its testnet balance. Wallet sign-in uses a signed message. We never ask for a seed phrase or private key.

SNACK FIRST. THINK NEVER.

See you by
the crumbs.

Play now

Wallet sign-in required. No purchase, no gas.